Is this real life? Woah.
Um… I think I’m scarred for life. How is that even possible? Someone doesn’t have a gag reflex.
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Ohh, darn. Well how does your head feel? Haha I just guessed because I have really bad anxiety. I think you should try to relax, or at least lie down if you don’t want to sleep yet.i have an awful headache haha i feel really sick so i’m gonna go lay down i think
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Así como quisiera decir que no pienso en ti, es irremediable el acto de hacer siempre lo contrario, así como ayer juraba no hablar mas de ti, hoy repito en mi mente tu nombre mil veces hasta llegar a cuestionar mi cordura, en realidad no me importa volverme loca , porque así me siento al tenerte cerca y también al tenerte lejos, extrañándote y queriéndote, así es tu vida en mi vida, mi vida sin ti…
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Fox News, everybody!
Reason #2? She’ll Check Out the Babes and Ask How She Compares
Get it? Because women are petty and self-conscious! Get it?!
FOX: Providing quality journalism since ????
Holy shit. How do I report this man? He deserves to have his penis cut off. Not okay.
How about we don’t bring MEN to the gym? Because whenever I do I seem to run out of rulers due to their incessant need to measure their dicks.
Okay, no, I’m not going to blame the whole of the opposite sex. But this article deserves a good bitch slap.
What. A. DOUCHE.
This idjit totally contradicts himself, too. He says “Seriously, do you really want to see her pit stains and smell her B.O.?”, but a few lines later he says blah blah watched my wife give birth twice, blah blah. Make up your mind, dude. Either you’re a vain, chauvinistic jerk, or… well, no, you’re a vain, chauvinistic jerk anyway. Ugh. Obviously he doesn’t grasp the concepts he must have recited in his wedding vows. Or the basic concepts of a good, real relationship. You don’t always see your S.O. at their very best, looking prim and proper. Sometimes things are tough, and appearances can reflect that.
I hope this sexist, misogynistic pig gets what’s coming to him… His wife needs to see this piece, and he needs to be fired.
